Procrastobastard

Someone who purposely puts something off until the last moment just to irritate you.

You were supposed to make me cookies last week and you haven't even started! You procrastobastard!

by Kairo91 February 9, 2010

procton

(n) The quantum of odor, that is, the smallest amount of odor which can exist independently. The unit of the Procton is the Smith, however, due to the large magnitude of the Smith, most commonly encountered odors are measured in picosmiths or femtosmiths.

He cut a loud, wet one, sending out a spreading cloud of Proctons like the ring around Uranus.

by DukieP April 28, 2005

prock block

to use another to prevent someone you don't like getting some pussy.

"that dickhead, i'm gonna get his mate to prock block him"

by kakaBOOOOOOOOOOOM May 3, 2007

procrastimailing

Procrastimail (noun) - an email between students.

Procrastimail (verb) - the practice of checking your email/facebook/blog in order to avoid the task at hand. Usually takes a cyclical form, where after you have checked your email/fB/blog, you realise it has been an hour since you logged into your email and that you have probably received a reply, so you log into your email again.
This form of procrastination reliant on computers, similar to procrastichatting and procrastiblogging.

(verb form)
Although I REALLY wanted to start writing my essay, I procrastimailed first. The procrastimailing took 4 hours, after which the library shut and I had to go home without starting my essay.

by jumblesale December 10, 2007

procrastiative

Being creative while procrastinating, or procrastinating in a creative fashion.

"So my mum locked me in an empty room with my pencil case and my maths homework, so instead of doing my work I made a mural out of my own shoes, a rubber band, a glue stick and the curtains. Talk about being procrastiative, huh?"

by LucyAdair July 2, 2008

Procockative

Extremely promiscuous and provocative specifically towards men.

That's a procockative picture.

by rawrimaferociouskiwi April 16, 2009

procrastiware

1. Software made to facilitate procrastination.
2. Software made while procrastinating.
3. All of the above.

Facebook is really sweet procrastiware.

by electronmonk August 11, 2009