poke 'n run

to have sex with someone and then run; meaning one of their parents just caught you in the act with their daughter, you claim to have worn a condom when you actually didn't or you're just a douche

Matthew: I was caught having sex with my girlfriend by her dad

Kenneth: Ah, the classic poke 'n run

by speedster55 October 21, 2010

Cincinnati Turtle Poke

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

by WCMC in Cincinnati October 28, 2011

Poke the Yolk

Having sex with a woman who is menstruating. The 'Yolk' is a reference to the female ovum.

Dude 1: Man, I wanted to bang that chick last night, but she was on the rag.

Dude 2: Lame. Why didn't you just poke the yolk?

by radius August 22, 2008

Poke me man

when a gay guy pokes your pp and then starts to suck it while saying got to catch em all

poke me man

by midget porn 69420 December 20, 2020

Ping-Pong Poking

Another name for a poke war (on Facebook).
When you poke your friend and she pokes you back. Then you poke her again, and she pokes back, and so on, until maybe one of you dies.

Could also apply in real life or elsewhere online; continuous poking.

Kara and Lainie have been ping-pong poking for years.

Today, Emery and I ping-pong poked for over an hour.

by Pyro_k May 27, 2010

poke dicking around

Messing around while playing Pokemon

Stop poke dicking around

by The real Snowman June 3, 2019

Poke Me Girl

Much like a pick me girl a poke me girl is a girl who craves male validation due to not enough love as a child. Poke me girls are called this because they have men fuck them. They are whores without making money. A Poke me girl is a Pick me girl who is annoying, mean, acts dumb, and puts other girls down while being a whore and shaming those not like her."

"Oh My God!! Did you hear what Ashley said about relationships" "Oh about how if you have a boyfriend and don't fuck him after three months are you really even dating." "Ew she's shaming her, she's such a poke me girl."

by SewageGurl December 24, 2022