phone-a-brate

A girl which masturbrates with a cell phone's vibartor function

Kayla:I think Kristy phone-a-brates.
Alex:What makes you say that?
Kayla:'Cause everytime I borrow her phone it's all sticky and sometimes wet.

by GeorgeCapaldo July 23, 2008

Texas Flip-phone

A sandwich with dog poop in it.

"Well, she left a surprise in the sandwich. An old fashioned Texas Flip-phone."

by Brick Sprickley January 17, 2009

Phone-a-friend

A lame ass friend that only calls, but never wants to hang out in person.

He's just a phone-a-friend; he'll talk on the phone with me, but never wants to hang out.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

Group Phone Jerk

The process of holding a three way phone conversation, whilst partaking in a full on masturbation session. GPJ for short

After a long night of Call of Duty, Phil, Lemar, and Enrique decided to hold a Group Phone Jerk.

by superawesomedragon August 1, 2010

spill the phone

to knock over a telephone (usually cordless)

"Man, he was so high I was sure he would spill the phone when he set down that bong"

"Hello ... You still there? ... Hello?"
"Uh, Hello. Sorry about that. Wouldn't you know -- I was just about to tell you the best part when I had to go and spill the phone."

by k December 7, 2003

Fifty-Yard Phone Call

When a friend is around the opposite sex and their significant other calls them. And then they walk away about 50 yards and talks very quietly on the cell phone to avoid being in "trouble".

This term also includes :

Going outside to talk on the phone, to the restroom etc..

Brandon - "Yo where's Squanto? Linda is asking for him."
Jim - "He is making a fifty-yard phone call."
Brandon - "That sucks, is he in trouble?"

by Night Marauder August 21, 2007

Cell Phone Guido

An overly tanned annoying stereotypical cell phone salesman you see at most mall kiosks that look like one of the Gotti boys. Flavor savors, popped collars, and obnoxious jewelry are all requirements.

That guy is such a cell phone Guido, he was the most annoying salesman I ever came across. He didn't understand I didn't want the cell phone insurance plan.

by cbag December 3, 2007