Phone-a-friend Share definition Flag A lame ass friend that only calls, but never wants to hang out in person. He's just a phone-a-friend; he'll talk on the phone with me, but never wants to hang out. Phone-a-friend by Macphilia June 14, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Phone-a-friend mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch