Suit-pant Souffle

A light and airy trouser infusion, in contrast to a Pants Casserole. Typically quickly baked and delicate in composition

Jimmy: that's quite a complex, delicate fragrance wafting over here Thomas.
Tom: that's my Suit-pant Souffle.

by jimbob pantpants April 6, 2009

spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing

john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

to paint the wagon

Business speak for getting things done.

We have been waiting too long already; we have to paint the wagon now.

I didn’t expect her to finish the project on time, she surely painted that wagon.

by TinoM December 4, 2009

sweat-pant swagger

When someone is walking way too damn slow due to the fact that their pants are sagging, and thus causing them to walk too slow.

Person A:The asshole 10 feet in front of us is causing a jam in the hallway cos of his sweat-pant swagger!

Person B: Yeah, dude, I know!!

by HonorsTrack January 13, 2011

to paint a picasso

The act of explosively expelling fecal matter and creating an abstract work of art within the toilet bowl.

That curry was so greasy. I'm probably going to have to paint a picasso later.

by MWU 2015 December 18, 2011

Russian Paintball

Instead of using paintballs, Russians use real ammo dipped in red paint and shoot each other for fun.

YO Nicolai lets go play russian paintball and get fucked up.

by habs218 January 18, 2012

velvet painting

Velvet Painting is a term used to describe an absolutely shitty situation. It can also be used to describe anything trashy as the name “velvet painting” naturally implies trashiness. The term Velvet Painting is usually used when something conjures up an image that is disturbing.

Friend: So I passed out in my bra and underwear last night after blowing my Uber driver.

Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.

by Nurse MJ March 25, 2018