When your fucking a chick with hairy legs; you bust your load on to one leg. After the cumming you rub the cum around her legs as a gentle massage. Following that you find a razor and trim her leg hairs and shove the hairs into her butt hole. Finally you eat out her butt hole for a delicious snack.
Billy Joe says to John"I was with your sister last night and she had not shaved her legs in a while so I gave her a nice Pakistani Massage. She also asked for a Pakistani haircut and I was like "nah" but then i changed my mind and was like "sure" "
John replys " You dirty mother fucker, you have no friends"
John replys " You dirty mother fucker, you have no friends"
by Atheist FTW July 7, 2010
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by kodafox May 6, 2006
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I need to go to Pakistan for all my sham marriage goods.
No you can go to Pakishire and get all of that there.
No you can go to Pakishire and get all of that there.
by MC MILLSAY! November 22, 2011
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When your Fortnite teammate leaves mid-tournament and it causes you to underperform and or not be able to continue the tournament.
When your Fortnite teammate leaves mid-tournament and it causes you to underperform and or not be able to continue the tournament.
Bro I was playing a Fortnite tournament and out of nowhere, my teammate pakied me and I wasn't able to finish.
Are you sure he's going to be able to play the full tournament, or are you going to get pakied?
Are you sure he's going to be able to play the full tournament, or are you going to get pakied?
by ajzz December 21, 2019
Get the pakied mug.Write very badly every conceivable message, including wannabe-professional e-mails sent to customers. Usually following lousy grammar rules, making use of all the acronyms a 13-yrs. old girl may have learned on ICQ, and the abbreviations needed when SMS-ing friends.
One wonders if spell checkers are banned in Pakistan and India. But again, it might be a clever plan to fool spam filters.
However, it is not only a matter of grammar, also of form: normally all missives start with three or four sentences enquiring about the good health of the recipient, have about one central sentence which conveys the message (or not), and end with another four-five sentences of salutation (again). These latter lines mostly appeal to some deity the recipient is supposed to believe in.
Corollary: the same e-mail may be written in less than five words, saving you and them more time.
One wonders if spell checkers are banned in Pakistan and India. But again, it might be a clever plan to fool spam filters.
However, it is not only a matter of grammar, also of form: normally all missives start with three or four sentences enquiring about the good health of the recipient, have about one central sentence which conveys the message (or not), and end with another four-five sentences of salutation (again). These latter lines mostly appeal to some deity the recipient is supposed to believe in.
Corollary: the same e-mail may be written in less than five words, saving you and them more time.
From personal records, slightly shortened:
"Dear Mr. Xyzzy Wyzzy,
we hope to find u and ur family in good health, an that ur fine an Egregious company is doing well. I would like to write to you about a SERIOUS business ofer that we r very sure will be of great interest to you, if God allows.
We offer our support services to track sending shipments to country name through teh sea. We manage all steps of shipment including confronting with harbour authoritis and expediting papers.
Plz cntact us back ASAP. We very much like to do business with u regarding . May God watch upon You.
Dr. PhD. Mr. Ah. MD. Name
Executive Manager Director to Sales and Director of Customer Support Service"
Me: "Oh no, another one spelling like a Paki. Trash the email without reading it."
"Dear Mr. Xyzzy Wyzzy,
we hope to find u and ur family in good health, an that ur fine an Egregious company is doing well. I would like to write to you about a SERIOUS business ofer that we r very sure will be of great interest to you, if God allows.
We offer our support services to track sending shipments to country name through teh sea. We manage all steps of shipment including confronting with harbour authoritis and expediting papers.
Plz cntact us back ASAP. We very much like to do business with u regarding . May God watch upon You.
Dr. PhD. Mr. Ah. MD. Name
Executive Manager Director to Sales and Director of Customer Support Service"
Me: "Oh no, another one spelling like a Paki. Trash the email without reading it."
by crnobog September 27, 2011
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a) they are very good looking, specially in comparison with most of their neighbours.
b) they are not even slightly extremist in any way, and are in fact a very moderate people. this disappoints people who were all set on hating them for being terrorists, and puts them in a very bad mood.
c) their spoken english is way better than most of these youtube-anti-pakistan-war-wagers.
d) so is their accent.
e) they're very very laid back about everything and are not 'weopons-at-the-ready' like some people.
f) and yet they are very very patriotic...but it's healthy patriortism that does not involve hating other nationalaties or races:)
a) they are very good looking, specially in comparison with most of their neighbours.
b) they are not even slightly extremist in any way, and are in fact a very moderate people. this disappoints people who were all set on hating them for being terrorists, and puts them in a very bad mood.
c) their spoken english is way better than most of these youtube-anti-pakistan-war-wagers.
d) so is their accent.
e) they're very very laid back about everything and are not 'weopons-at-the-ready' like some people.
f) and yet they are very very patriotic...but it's healthy patriortism that does not involve hating other nationalaties or races:)
by tomorrowmaybe April 17, 2009
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