pudding shits

The pudding like fecal material projected from your ass after eating something awfully disgusting or ingesting medication that does not belong to you.

Dood, that pill you gave me sucked, it made my head hurt and gave me the pudding shits.

by tony the pony boy April 30, 2009

Pudding Dream

When you fall asleep while sitting on the toilet and have a dream about eating pudding, only to wake up eating poop.

"I wouldn't kiss him! He just woke up from a pudding dream!"

by razukel May 2, 2010

pudding fuck

The act of covering your dick in tapioca pudding and then fucking a girl in the ass and then shoving your dick in her mouth right before you ejaculate.

Yo dog, last night I made some tapioca and then I pudding fucked the hell out of Angela. She don't even like pudding.

by Arty Buckington January 11, 2009

Banana Pudding

Feeding someone pudding using only your erect or flaccid penis as the spoon.

She really liked the banana pudding I gave her last week. penis pudding

by John the self-loathing Giant May 5, 2011

Pudding Party

A place where boring old adults go to talk about work, their kids, and how fat they have gotten whist shoving their faces with food. Typally more of a Mom thing than a Dad thing.

"Hey mom, want to hang out tonight? Maybe watch a movie?"

"I'd love to, darling; but there's this thing of a Pudding Party. And I simply couldn't bear to miss it,"

by *Sullen Girl* December 11, 2006

tapioca pudding

the gelatin-like goo that comes out of a girl's vagina during her menstration

damn that tapioca pudding got everywhere

by patchoulipea October 17, 2008

Sloppy Pudding

When Someone Is In Middle Of Masturbation And Runs Towards You And Sploodjes In Your Face And Runs Away

I Love When People Do This To Me It Wakes ME Up Every Day And I Am The Prince Punjabi sloppy pudding.

by Prince Punjabi Acmedhummad May 2, 2007