poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location by a significantly older man under false pretexts and then offered ass numbing drugs

"im just looking for my friends house that is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, a carpark in the middle of the bush... oh look, how did these drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"thats poofnuts mate"

by zarathustra May 13, 2005

poofboy

A male prison inmate who is very effeminate, models women's clothes and serves as an anal fucktoy for the cell block ass bandits.

Hal was Bubba's best poofboy.

by slud September 4, 2003

poofdie

The lower bulge of fat that protrudes below the belt line on obese women though men can certainly display a large poofdie as well. Often accentuated by a long zipper or pleats. Sometimes there is a single poofdie, or a double-wide poofdie. The creation of it is often the result of pants pulled up way to high, giving the illusion of a very small torso since the belt is often in contact with the breast/chest area and the belt is way above the belly button zone.

Ralph's a poofdie lovin chubby chaser. If the chick has a large poofdie, he's all over it.

Did you see that guy's poofdie!!?!?!?? When's the last time he's seen his johnson?

by Cab Callaway March 1, 2006

Poof

Noun- A person who dates a younger person due to an inability to get dates of their own age.

"Man, Bret is a real poof! She is so much younger!"

by Officer McNasty September 2, 2015

Poof

A Dick queef, forcing air out of your penis with a sudden burst of audible force.

What would it be called if a dick queefed? It would be called a poof.

by Propoofer February 21, 2020

Poofolio

It's the collection of poop pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their poop. It's something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.

Jeff: Hows your poofolio coming along?
Kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
Jeff: theres no such thing as a shitty poofolio

by ky'el August 19, 2009

fuck-witted stinker poof

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).

Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

by Belsh June 15, 2008