positional variety

versatility in the way something can be placed, which can be applied to almost anything

a.k.a. having many different ways to position something

"step your game up. rock that hat with some positional variety"

"on a scale of 1 - 10, i'd give him a 9.9 in positional variety. we was all over the place!"

by torpedoheat October 8, 2007

Poison Ivy Vag

When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert takes a trip into the nearby woods to tinkle and is interrupted by secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf touching her labia.

The Toby Keith concert was great but Kaylee got Poison Ivy Vag. It's not stopping me though, I have a poison ivy fetish.

by A Concerned individual March 20, 2014

Cock-Posing

When a woman who is of relitvley low beauty or "bum ass ugly" dresses up like a man and visits a homosexual bar in order to be sexually pleasured by rectal relations otherwise known as anal sex.

"On the Model United Nations trip we found Marylin in The Flamingo, a local gay bar, cock-posing

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

Pretty poison

A girl who is plain out bad news. She uses you.

we "fell in love" and then she killed her mother and blamed it on me, I guess she's my pretty poison

by flubber July 4, 2016

peter poisoning

a girl who is pregnant

she has peter poisoning

by garry April 5, 2004

missionary position

A job teaching religion as in darkest Africa.

When I get out of the seminary, I'm going to Africa to take a missionary position.

by Richard Black September 18, 2007

top hat monocle position

Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position

oh so you did the top hat monocle position

by Bobozegreat August 14, 2010