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online leather jacket guy

an online personality arch type similar to the creepy guy in the leather jacket smoking rolled cigarettes in the park or outside old pubs......... he has no friends and only bitter memories
'some online leather jacket guy started talking to me but mid sentence trailed off and started to cry'

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'why does this guy sound like he's wearing a leather jacket and being sad outside a pub?'
by C. clarke July 16, 2014
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Online Learning

School but add in teachers who give you 3 trillion assignments, teachers who dont have a clue how to open a word document, teachers who say "Well you're at home so you have free time all day" when you have to clean your entre house and/or take care of any animals, teachers that give you 3 trillion assignments then complain about grading, teachers who say you can edit a pdf file when you really cant so you waste a week re-typing the 6 page worksheet she has given you in word and then she asks why it was late after you give her a whole dam lecture on how you CANT edit a pdf, teachers who are just plain annoying when they are tired but online, a computer, 80 million zoom links, teachers who dont know how to use zoom, 8 trillion cups of coffee for puling all nighters working on one of the many 20 page papers your teacher expects you to finish in a day, dont forget waking up late, not looking presentable because you woke up just before the zoom meeting, teachers who wont let you eat on a zoom meeting... even though they are having an entire 5 course meal AT A RESTURAUNT, time schedules for the 9 million different zooms you have to be on, eternal pain and suffering, torture, listening to kids talk for 80 years but with lag, the chat blowing up on zoom, hey at least you get sleep JK you will get no sleep from the sheer amount of assignments you get
go on dictionary. com and search torture to find out more
by c0ff33 is life January 5, 2021
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Online Fraud

A person who typically spends a lot of time online and is a fraud or a beta/bunny pretending to an alpha/lion to push there agenda online frauds are typically fat ignorant wrong frequently and claim that there right avoid and do not argue with online frauds .
That tad niggas a Online fraud
by Notjaeraww April 25, 2023
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Recursively funded online shopping

Online shopping at work. Since the shopping is being done during work hours, any items bought are to a certain degree financed through the shopping process itself. The degree of financing stands in a direct relationship to the time spent shopping.
Vinzent spent the whole afternoon at the office with nothing but online shopping. He's doing recursively funded online shopping!
by vinz666 May 31, 2012
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online

The girls of the internet... I'd go online with them any day!
by MadHat December 17, 2004
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Online dating

Online dating is a app or a website that people can date other people and see if they like each other.
Hey what are you doing “oh I’m online dating
by KAKIKI July 24, 2018
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Online Banking Shock

The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.

The result of a Splurge.
Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?

Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.

Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.
by TMBTenor December 30, 2010
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