mattress firm

A place to pretend to be interested in buying a mattress so you can take a nice nap on a comfy mattress for free

I live in Mattress Firm because I’m poor.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 14, 2018

mutt cricket

A big dick ass nigga

You fucking mutt cricket

by That waffle June 24, 2018

Muter

To mute or silence.

I used a muter to silence the noise.

by hemipwr54 June 28, 2018

Multra

1. A slang term used to describe the adult beverage, Michelob Ultra.

The bartender at The Filling Station served the boys up a round of Multras.

by pitpanther01 August 9, 2018

Muttcut

Haircut for a 🐕

I think it's time your dog gets a muttcut

by pjmorand September 23, 2018

Mutterfucker

A mutterfucker describes a person who takes your words and rearranges them to his/her own liking.

We dont need any mutterfucker right now thanks.

by bushlight November 4, 2018

mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.

I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019