muff

refered to when some one is in a bad mood or being an asshole. there are stages of muff as well ranging from one to seven, seven being the worst stage of beign a pussy or being pissed off:
1. shaved muff
2. prickly muff

3. flowing muff
4. golden flowing
5. tangled muff
6. puffy muff
7. jungled muff.

guy: hey man shut the hell up.
other guy: hey man your muffs just tangled because i fucked your girlfriend.

by bigfish6969 November 11, 2010

carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

furry muff

it is a more humerus way of saying, "fair enough"

"i cant run around playing soccer because my leg is sore"

"furry muff"

by sanks17 December 13, 2009

Muff Buffer

A lesbian. Muff being slang for vagina in some parts of the English speaking world.

Sadly for some Muff Buffers, all men are the enemy.

by Muff Lover March 12, 2009

Muff

It is a surname. I think the name comes from Yorkshire and quite a few people from America have it as their last name!

Joanna Muff or Jonathan Muff.

by Anonymous Name April 6, 2007

muff

A large hairy, unemployed person with abnormal amounts of body hair. Is able to grow beards over night and grow stubble on tongue. The Muff will be able to sustain a heavy amounts of alcohol and protein shakes.

Josh is the mighty king of all Muffs. Peace x

by "Beaver" n STEVE June 24, 2007

Dirty Muff

when you haven't shaven or cleaned your vagina for a while and its dirty.

i have a dirty muff, havent shaven my vagina in a while
needs a wash.

by i ily you September 28, 2008