Massiv Fagget!

Not to be confused with Massive Faggot.
The term Massiv Fagget refers to someone who disappoints his/her friends. Almost always used as a joke to show your disappointment.

Note: Always hold the M when saying this phrase.
eg. MMmmmmmmmassiv fagget!

Friend 1: Do you wanna go do something today with Jimmy and I?

Friend 2: Nah sorry, I'm kinda tired.

Friend 1: Ohhh, mmmmassiv fagget!

Friend 2: I know, I know, I'm sorry. We'll do something tomorrow.

by PEACH-HAT March 13, 2008

massive

a GIANT turd

Yo dawg, come check out this filthy massive!

by MACHINE December 2, 2002

Massimi

A shaved scrotum toing, ball licking cum guzzler

gay, fag, homosexual

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

mensitive

A man displaying emotions typically identified as female emotions.

Nick was telling his buddy Matt how hurt he was that everyone was makig fun of him for not hanging out as much. His response to Nick was "you know what your problem is?, you're too fuckin' mensitive".

by dugnizzle January 31, 2006

Massify

(mass-if-I)
The scientific slang term for finding the mass of a particular object, often in high pressure or hurried circumstances.

From the other side of the laboratory Riley shouted in distress, "Massify MASSIFY", the timer had run out already- however, and the experiment was moot.

by Craig Paton November 14, 2007

massive gill

Two people that have got 'Gill' with each other, for some reason or another are angry or annoyed with each other, often resulting from a disagreement. Normally said by a third party listening in on the argument, in a comedic tone.
''Massive Gill'' is an extreme version of ''Gill''

Bob: ''chris is fat''
Chris: ''ur a retard''
nick: ''ooh massive gill''

p.s grange likes old men

by rob hirons, nick billinge November 26, 2007

mess i yam

the slang, slap happy word for yes i am

Mess i yam going to the show next week.

by rhoopdizzle June 26, 2008