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Someone who thinks Apple computers are a godsend having zero knowledge that they're not as bulletproof as Apple claims. These people blindly pay the hefty price premium for an Apple computer just to surf the web, listen to music & check email. And they think they're better than everyone else because their computer is shiny & polished which is apparently more important than performance or battery life. To them, it's form over function.
Apple says Macs are "immune" to infection. Is that why you can buy Norton Anti-Virus for Mac? If Macs are so perfect & "just work", then why does Apple quietly release updates (i.e. Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2) which is a 170MB update & contains multiple security patches, bug fixes & stability tweaks?
Apple says Macs are "immune" to infection. Is that why you can buy Norton Anti-Virus for Mac? If Macs are so perfect & "just work", then why does Apple quietly release updates (i.e. Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2) which is a 170MB update & contains multiple security patches, bug fixes & stability tweaks?
PC User - Nice new Macbook you got there. Have you updated to the latest service pack?
Mac User - Huh? No need, it's perfect, I just downloaded & installed the latest Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2. It was only 170 megabytes so no big deal!
PC User - You know what a 170 megabyte update is right?
Mac User - No, what?
PC User - That's a Service Pack, like what you would find in Windows.
Mac User - (covers ears) - No! I don't believe you, la la la la la la!!!
PC User - What a Mactard....
Mac User - Huh? No need, it's perfect, I just downloaded & installed the latest Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2. It was only 170 megabytes so no big deal!
PC User - You know what a 170 megabyte update is right?
Mac User - No, what?
PC User - That's a Service Pack, like what you would find in Windows.
Mac User - (covers ears) - No! I don't believe you, la la la la la la!!!
PC User - What a Mactard....
by Bishop114 November 19, 2009
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by TooSick4U November 3, 2007
Get the Head Master mug.In the hip hop world the most confused word would be MC the word is obvious to be Master of Ceremonies,but what does it mean. In order for music in general to put your mind at ease in a state of relaxation, it needs to trigger your left and right lobes in the brain, they have to be in ceremony there for the people that are emcing have to put you in harmony.
When a tribe called quest says that the term mc means master of ceremonies and that most mc dont know what that term means.
by onlyermo October 4, 2006
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by Tha Cre-a-tor May 4, 2010
Get the Master Debater mug.A nickname for former Bulls and Laker's coach Phil Jackson, because of his use of Buddist philosophy in basketball.
How did Phil keep all of those punk baby beeyitches together for so long? Because he's the Zen Master.
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