Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.

You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.

by Peter L. Harris October 14, 2010

muff rebuff

When a girl blocks another girl from hooking up with someone.

"Amy totally muff rebuffed me last night."
"What a bitch!"

by K Sully May 29, 2009

Muff Waft

An odour pleasent, repelant or otherwise that eminates from a lady's private part (muff)!

"I got off with a girl last night she had fit muff waft"
or
"I got off with a rank bird last night, she had really bad muff waft"

by Professor Alex Chritoph. April 03, 2007

muff mashing

having violent sex with a female with a huge bush.

I was muff mashing that chick

by christianis afatass February 09, 2007

muff guts

Hairy stomach - male or female.

Check out the muff guts on that chick.

by Dirk Adirker April 28, 2008

Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

by Hamburgler 69 February 01, 2010

Muff-tache

A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.

The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009