Muff Heavy

When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.
Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.
by CrazyRetard July 07, 2011
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Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
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