Definitions by CrazyRetard
Muff Heavy
When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.
Muff Heavy by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011
Twat Band
When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
Twat Band by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010