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Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.
(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016
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Mint

Mint is a universal word. Most commonly used to describe something someone finds greatly to their own approval.
"Hey everybody, look at my train and owl collection. Don't you think it's Mint?"
by ATM4LYF August 2, 2012
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Mint-Bone

A complimentary term given to the flavour of a partner's penis-leakings. The owner of said leaking having, intentionally, left Gonorrhea untreated, because they enjoy the minty-green tint of their soupy-slurper.
I can't believe you're still dating Staunch, you know that crust-punk has untreated Gonorrhea, right?

It was odd at first, I'll admit. But now, I savor Copenhagening the flavor of his 'Mint-Bone' for as long as possible.
by GrapeFantasy August 31, 2023
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Get minted

A short saying used by faded green semi drivers. The saying leads to a massive ego, which compensates for a small wee wee as a company driver.
Just blew his doors off and told him to “get minted, and to stay minty
by Dub9s worldwide February 23, 2022
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mint picker

Mint Picker is a gacha streamer who is Free to Play and has to figure out how to spend hours streaming when they run out of in-game stamina. The joke is that they ran out of things to do and were just picking Mints.
Person 1: Eyo did you see the recent ENFY drama?

Person 2: nah i don't watch these mint picker streamers, I'd rather see a whale!
by Sniperanx February 9, 2024
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Mint

Colour. The green version of lavender. Not to be confused with the colour Sage.
Plant/herb/flavour/spice ?. If cold and fresh was a flavour, also a green edible plant (the leaves).
Verb. to make stamped money (coins).
Noun. a mint-flavoured consumable that freshens your stinky breath.
Mint leaves are not actually mint coloured.
by pseudoscribbler January 25, 2023
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Duck mint

"Yo Alex lemme get a duck mint!"
"Nah this my last cig dewddd"
by gunitthugkillakilla420 October 27, 2023
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