Time Lag

to travel through time zones. This causes you to get tired earlier or later than usual. This is also an excuse if your sports team loses.

Dan: O man i'm so tired. Its only 6 P.M.
Chris: Yeah we are getting some major time lag

by SchweitZZ January 5, 2008

Chalmer’s Lag

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.

4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro

by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023

Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

On the lag

On the lag(er), means spending multiple days drinking alcohol (usually associated with lads holidays)

Been on the lag in Benidorm for 2 weeks lad

by Batis1970 July 28, 2018

Lag

Something that gamers don't have the mental capabilities to survive lag.lag is something that slows your gameplay,makes it stop and more.

Man,I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE lag.

I know right.

by i_hatelag69420 February 6, 2021

JIt-lag

When your significant other takes a trip without you and she catches the red eye back to you. You fill her up with jizz and she’s too tired to complain about.

I called my girlfriend in San Francisco and I told her when she gets back to New York she will have some jit-lag.

by Coolsaint3 February 22, 2020

Jail-lag

When a person is released from jail after several years and behaves as if they are still the same age as they went in.

She got jail-lag because after spending 5 years locked up, she is still acting like she's 18 .

by waterdew1 September 1, 2016