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cop a knobber

my girl knows how to cop a knobber like a professional.
by christine m. October 24, 2006
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knobhead

This word can be used in all circumstances and with anyone, especially students who like to expand their knowledge of English...
Kinky Bob is a knobhead!!!Who is unable to take the piss out of someone!!
by Tracey the lap dancer October 23, 2004
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knobby

a quality in a female that compares her to a doorknob because "everyone has a turn"
I heard that girl hooked up with 7 guys at some party. She's knobby for sure.
by whua October 29, 2009
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knob head

bacically a total dickhead with no friends
by Blue-boy January 2, 2004
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sober as a knob job

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
by Bryan R January 5, 2009
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knob job

A total pain in the ass. One whose attitudes and behaviors are negatively affecting a situation.
I can't stand hanging out with Peter today. That guy is being a real knob job.
by tecate April 14, 2006
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knob jockey

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)
He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey
by joandsi October 28, 2006
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