Itchy Sugarlumps is an Irish slang term for square bales of hay, usually used for bribing members of the Garda Síochána (the Irish police force).
The term is mostly used in the midlands where there is a higher
concentration of illegal sports, eg. dog fighting,
cock fighting,
child fighting.
Seamus: "The Feckin' guards came by and me with a feed of drink in me and the
young lad lyin dead under the van!"
Brenden: "And how did you get out of
that one, Seamus?"
Seamus: "Ah I just slipped him a few Itchy
Sugarlumps and he doddled off, the big Bollox!"
Brendan: "Ah your some boyo, Seamus!"
