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jared gold

a very aggressive very kinky boy that likes to refer to girls as bitches and also loves the word "fuck"
"What did you fucking say?, fucking bitch" - jared gold
by susafet August 6, 2016
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Jared Absher

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.
Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!
by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszx July 13, 2022
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Jared Dixon

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.
by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021
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Jared

ah shit its Jared RUN
by colddinner July 10, 2020
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Jared

Jared more like daddy he gets all them girls, and boys ;) he low key pulls and is really hot it’s just cool how much he pulls and is hot
Jared pulls Tegan
by Coolab July 6, 2021
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Jared

Jareds’ are mixed feeling type of guys who look for attention. Jareds’ are self-absorbed and only care about themselves. Yet, whenever they try to fix something, they always ruin it. They often curse a lot and can lose their temper. Try not to get on their bad side either.
Dang, Jared just called my grandma a big marshmallow and tried to cover it up by saying she’s sweet.
by Spybunny109 November 25, 2018
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Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone
Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.
by Dat fox January 19, 2012
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