Caitlin Jordan 

Beautiful from the inside out. Hilarious. Most often brown-eyed and the owner of extremely long hair. Often times too trusting. Has had her heart broken too many times, and just wants someone to love her for who she is.

Brad: Who's that gorgeous girl over there?
Mitch: Oh, that's Caitlin Jordan. Back off man, she's been hurt a lot. You don't stand a chance.
Brad: I just feel like I want to make her happy.

Caitlin Jordan by Caitlin Jordan, Duh. July 31, 2011

team Jordan's 

A headass Jordan shoe.

Boi if you don't take off them fie team Jordan's.

team Jordan's by Will Ogude March 18, 2017

Team Jordan’s 

bootleg ass Jordan’s that are NOT retros I repeat NOT retros that are usually worn by niggas named Manasseh,Alex,Randy,Steve,John,Tyler,Joe

Retro Jordan’s are real

team Jordan’s are fake

Team Jordan’s by Real_Definitions July 18, 2019

Michael Jordan 

The most GOATED NBA player of all time no cap. Better than LeBron sorry. Lebron second after Jordan. Respect the GOAT!!!

Michael Jordan. The absolute G.O.A.T.

Michael Jordan by Curry King 123 March 9, 2021

Jordan Peterson 

Canadian psychologist famous for his opposition to compelled speech, and for urging people to take accountability and action for their life rather than blaming others for their circumstances.

Blue haired teen: “is that Jordan Peterson? He is problematic because he doesn’t say things I like”

Everyone else: “you smell like funyuns, leave the lobsterlord alone”

Jordan Peterson by Borgar hoarder December 10, 2022

Michael Jordan 

The man that Lebron James will never be as good as

Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever!!"

Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever

Michael Jordan by FP123 April 26, 2011

Jordan 

a baby that is born out of the butthole

A:That baby stinks!
B:must be a jordan

Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon

Jordan by newfie October 23, 2006