seven inches

average length of white American penis

seven inches is the length of two American business card widths

To have the warm orifice become wet with anticipation seven inches of length had better be paired with at least five inches of girth.

If it's less than seven inches your only excuse is not having finished puberty

Less that seven inches your boner is barely noticeable

by Melony swooned November 29, 2012

12 incher

A guy with a name like Superdolph or Megadolph, usually at least 7 foot tall.

Megadolph wins the dick measuring contest for the 26th time and keeps the world record with his 12 incher plus sized. There are reports of a 24 incher, though none have been confirmed yet.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018

12 inches of black steel

an abnormally large black dick. It is regularly seen in the asshole of either of male or female.

Wow look at that guys 12 inches of black steel

by eveace April 12, 2011

eight inches

An erect penis length that about one out of fifty men has, but about one out of ten claims.

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Q: What's a Gay Eight?

A: Six inches.

Q: OK, so what's a genuine eight inches?

A: No one I know (sighs).

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by al-in-chgo May 16, 2010

your two inches

a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis

this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive

also useful in bullshit arguments

often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways

guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer

guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night

guy 1: oh with your two inches?

guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE

guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin

by coolbiker7 February 26, 2009

Lila's cock (9 inches)

This giant biological marvel baffles scientists worldwide to this day. She is like 5% horse and has about 10% of the world's cock mass. this exceptional specimen has been under research since 1902, when lila's descendants first discovered the prophecy of lila's descent. the horse god in human disguise, a cock that rivals that of a sperm whale. it is hard not to look at her absolute unit of a cock, it is so big that it generates it's own gravitational pull. try not to look directly at it or else there is a high chance of getting blinded. no mortal is capable of looking at it without facing the consequences. to mere mortals, the cock may look as bright as 1000000000 suns. #9inchcock

Lila's cock (9 inches) is scaring the children !
put your MASSIVE cock away!!

by Not Syun September 16, 2022

ten inches

The size of a man-sized cock.

"I WANT you to fuck me! I NEED you to fuck me!", she shouted, as I drove my ten inches into her.

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019