Stampede Shopping

Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.

Usually occurring on Black Fiday.

"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."

by Critik2be November 27, 2012

gin shopping

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.

"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"

by Chester P. January 8, 2013

Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping

Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.

by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012

Agressive shopping

When you switch tags on clothes you buy so you can get them for a cheeper price

Guy 1:dude i got this awesome shirt for 5 bucks when it should have been twenty!
Guy 2: How did you mannage to do that?
Guy 1:i switched with a tag from this baby shirt..
Guy 2:Isnt that stealing
Guy 1: No its agressive shopping

by Pimp Nutz March 19, 2011

Cash shop

A shop where I buy money with money at a discounted rate.

I cannot find the cash shop and or the money shop at the mall. I have to keep wondering around indefinitely not spending any money until some system does a donation calculation.

by Patrickthestarfish01 April 30, 2023

Pain Shopping

Engaging in any kind of behavior to find out if your romantic partner is lying/cheating.

Going through their phone, social media activity, following them, checking their Internet history, promoting another person to "loyalty check" your partner, are examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone yesterday to see if he's looking that others girl's photos.

by anonymous December 3, 2022

street-shopping

Walking around on the street and picking up the discarded items, putting them into a bag and walking home with them.

I walked out of my apartment and up huntington avenue and saw a t-shirt discarded on the sidewalk. I went into a dunkin donuts asked for a bag, and then returned to the t-shirt, picked it up, put it in my plastic bag, and continued walking. I eventually brought it home. I was street-shopping.

by addake December 2, 2018