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Dutch Guitar

Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.

Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.
I had to jump in the shower to untangle my Dutch Guitar
by Throbbing Tromboner March 3, 2022
mugGet the Dutch Guitarmug.

Dutch Casting

When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.
When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.
by Professor Screeb July 1, 2017
mugGet the Dutch Castingmug.

Dutch Steamroll

The act of speaking in a loud, authoritative manner during a conversation without providing any reasonable pause in the conversation to allow for any meaningful feedback regardless of any conflicting information.
Wow, Mr. Montana completely "Dutch Steamrolled" our conversation. I had to hand him the data to show that he was wrong.
by eh-must November 3, 2020
mugGet the Dutch Steamrollmug.

Dutch docker

word for a vagina
She got a beefy dutch docker
by george pearce January 15, 2021
mugGet the Dutch dockermug.

Dutch Rattlesnake

The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler
Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.
by Rawnie Throbbins June 23, 2023
mugGet the Dutch Rattlesnakemug.

Dutch Dad

When you get your sisters girlfriend pregnant intentionally.
Janice and Jennifer are Mikes moms. Ron is Janices sister. Ron is Mikes dutch dad.
by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019
mugGet the Dutch Dadmug.

dutch note

I forgot my dutch notes at home the other day when I went to go buy my groceries.
by ybomb September 13, 2013
mugGet the dutch notemug.

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