i-whore

person who buys anything that falls out of Steve Jobs ass. Probably had i-phone first day of release.

When Jessica was younger, she was a vivacious free-thinker. But the disappointments of life crushed her soul until she was reduced to little more than an itinerant i-whore, with a live feed to the the Apple Conference Center on I-TV, 24/7. It was easier this way.

by Gateskeeper January 22, 2008

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I-95

The "I" stands for INCOMPLETE and it will take "95" years to finish.

Now you know.

Welcome to I-95! Good luck....you're gonna need it.
It's a 1900 mile break check.

by CT Vigilante September 10, 2008

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I got this

What you say when you are 100% sure of your ability to make something your bitch.

You're are driving a truck full of your stoner friends. The car in front of you slams on its breaks and all of your wasted friends are screaming that they are going to die.

You scream "I GOT THIS!!!" and then you stop your car just inches away from the car's bumper.

by Fasle December 26, 2009

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I-4

The biggest effing parking lot in Orlando, Florida.

I'm stuck on I-4, so you mofo's move already!!!

by Lindsay February 19, 2004

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I get it

The term "I get it" is used when you finally understand something that wasn't clear

Person 1 : Like I told you before, that's how you can solve this equation

Person 2: Your explanation wasn't clear... but I get it now. Didn't know it was that easy. Thanks, buddy!

by Motionless-in-white January 23, 2020

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i heart

A term to describe any name of a grown woman who still draws a heart over the i at the end of her name. Usually, all women who do this are crazy and should be avoided at all costs. Terr(i heart), Sherr(i heart), Tam(i heart), Kell(i heart), Bobb(i heart) etc. This term has been researched and affirmed by many who have encountered this type of person and learned too late of this affliction.

He should have run when he got that first note from Sherri and she had drawn a heart to dot her "i". He'd still have his home.

Oh, I see you put a heart over the "i" in your name. Hmm, see ya!

You dated a Bobb(i heart) also? And she was crazy too?!

by glamrocker January 26, 2011

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