16k512e's definitions

getting catboxed

When something goes on an indefinite hiatus, stays in limbo for eternity or disappears, and you can never know what happened to such thing. Derived from Schrödinger's cat, where a cat is put in a box and you never open the box, so the cat is alive and dead at the same time and you can never know.

man remember that friend taylor from like 10 years ago who promised he was going to do 1000 integrals? yeah no that promise is DEFINITELY getting catboxed

by 16k512e February 21, 2026

Metoton

The shit you get when you misspell "Mettaton", AKA the dude made by Alphys the scientist from hit game Undertale.

"bro i love metoton from undertale"
"the fuck do you mean mettaton"

by 16k512e February 11, 2026

i

Imaginary number. She's basically the anime girl that all of your bros want but she will NEVER become a real number. You can find her in physics, too. Get physical with her or something. SIKE you can't
She's a pain in the ass in algebra, though.

"i wish sqrt(-1 was real"
"bro you talkin bout i? bro you never gonna pull her man"

by 16k512e December 15, 2025

naomi

shes a trans intersex physician who wears a cone hat that has equations on it idk man what are those equations bro
her last name is scheiben and shes friends with pi, last name von neumann
she wears this white dress thats like a funnel or something and shes kinda cute you probably want to derive her function or sum shit

"bro stop shipping naomi with pi"

by 16k512e December 15, 2025

Pi

Some fuckass guy who wears rectangular glasses and his value is circumference divided by diameter. He's gay but somehow he gets all of the girls. He has IBS but who even gives a shit (no pun intended). Everyone wants to integrate the area under his curves and he sometimes wears a Hatsune Miku wig, which turns him into Irratsune Piku. He is so fucking cute that you would definitely wank to him and buy a Fumo of him (not sponsored by ZUN). He plays Touhou Project and his favorite character is Reisen, aka that fuckass bunny girl who uses wavelengths physics type shit. He knows Naomi.

"bro i just learnt about pi in trigonometry class"
"omg pi is in the fucking whiteboard and all of the girls formed a CIRCLE around it"

by 16k512e December 15, 2025