an ass-hole who was the dictator of Nazi Germany. under his orders the Holocaust was carried out, exterminating political rivals, jews, blacks and... well just look at the list of ethnicities hated by the KKK, and you get a pretty good idea of the people that were targeted. he was also a huge hipprocrit, as he didn't even fit his philosophy that " the blonder your hair and bluer your eyes, the more fit you are to rule the world". after around five years of country stomping and treaty breaking and rampent race based governing, in 1945, when his bunker started getting fired up by ally troops; he put a gun in his mouth and fired up, thus doing the one thing that the entire civilized world had been trying to accomplish: making Hitler bite the bullet.
additionally, believers in the Nostradamus prophecies believe him to be the second of three anti-Christ, the first being Napoleon Dynamite, no wait, that's wrong, his name was Napoleon Bonaparte. if these prophecies are in fact true, than obviously Hitler didn't listen when his big bro Bonaparte told him to bring winter clothes when conquering Russia. mankind will just have to wait and see if the third anti-Christ learned anything from his two older hell spawned brothers. let's pray hes just as incompetent in the end as they were
additionally, believers in the Nostradamus prophecies believe him to be the second of three anti-Christ, the first being Napoleon Dynamite, no wait, that's wrong, his name was Napoleon Bonaparte. if these prophecies are in fact true, than obviously Hitler didn't listen when his big bro Bonaparte told him to bring winter clothes when conquering Russia. mankind will just have to wait and see if the third anti-Christ learned anything from his two older hell spawned brothers. let's pray hes just as incompetent in the end as they were
Ray "hey man, you know what they should do?"
Tim " what?"
Ray" they should like, make a big ass statue of the man who killed Hitler."
Tim "uh-huh..."
Ray " and they could like, gild it with gold and silver and shit, and -"
Tim " I don't know about gold and silver, but shit sounds just about right for it."
Ray "and they could put it in the middle of D.C., and children could take school field trips to see it, and learn about such an international hero."
Tim "Ray, do you know who killed Hitler?"
Ray " no, but it was some ally soldier, wasn't it"
Tim " no, no, it definitely wasn't an allied soldier"
Ray" then who-"
tim " he killed himself, you dumb ass."
Tim " what?"
Ray" they should like, make a big ass statue of the man who killed Hitler."
Tim "uh-huh..."
Ray " and they could like, gild it with gold and silver and shit, and -"
Tim " I don't know about gold and silver, but shit sounds just about right for it."
Ray "and they could put it in the middle of D.C., and children could take school field trips to see it, and learn about such an international hero."
Tim "Ray, do you know who killed Hitler?"
Ray " no, but it was some ally soldier, wasn't it"
Tim " no, no, it definitely wasn't an allied soldier"
Ray" then who-"
tim " he killed himself, you dumb ass."
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He's married to Mario Lopez & they're just livin it up!!!
(maybe he'll give ya a call sometime if ur lucky)
oh yeaah, he's a freakin BAMF!!!
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Get the Adolphin hitler mug.Adolf Hitler was a German politician and leader of the Nazi Party (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei; NSDAP). He rose to power as Chancellor of Germany in 1933 and later Führer in 1934.a During his dictatorship from 1933 to 1945, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland in September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust.
Hitler was born in Austria—then part of Austria-Hungary—and was raised near Linz. He moved to Germany in 1913 and was decorated during his service in the German Army in World War I. In 1919, he joined the German Workers' Party (DAP), the precursor of the NSDAP, and was appointed leader of the NSDAP in 1921. In 1923, he attempted to seize power in a failed coup in Munich and was imprisoned. In jail, he dictated the first volume of his autobiography and political manifesto Mein Kampf ("My Struggle"). After his release in 1924, Hitler gained popular support by attacking the Treaty of Versailles and promoting Pan-Germanism, anti-semitism and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and Nazi propaganda. He frequently denounced international capitalism and communism as part of a Jewish conspiracy.
By July 1932, the Nazi Party was the largest elected party in the German Reichstag, but did not have a majority, and no party was able to form a majority parliamentary coalition in support of a candidate for chancellor.
Hitler was born in Austria—then part of Austria-Hungary—and was raised near Linz. He moved to Germany in 1913 and was decorated during his service in the German Army in World War I. In 1919, he joined the German Workers' Party (DAP), the precursor of the NSDAP, and was appointed leader of the NSDAP in 1921. In 1923, he attempted to seize power in a failed coup in Munich and was imprisoned. In jail, he dictated the first volume of his autobiography and political manifesto Mein Kampf ("My Struggle"). After his release in 1924, Hitler gained popular support by attacking the Treaty of Versailles and promoting Pan-Germanism, anti-semitism and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and Nazi propaganda. He frequently denounced international capitalism and communism as part of a Jewish conspiracy.
By July 1932, the Nazi Party was the largest elected party in the German Reichstag, but did not have a majority, and no party was able to form a majority parliamentary coalition in support of a candidate for chancellor.
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