Have it both ways

Achieve two mutually exclusive objectives at the same time, especially in a selfish manner.

Reneé wants to have it both ways—by having her boyfriend to live with her. It involves paying on all her bills (instead of their bills) and pay child support on their daughters.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 7, 2004

Let 'em have it

American military slang: to commence hostilities against an adversary.

After the enemy squad failed to halt their advance on our position, Lt. Johnson shouted "Let 'em have it", and we had to open fire.

by speedog June 23, 2010

i have aids

This is what people say in order to not have sex with a person from the feminism race

Feminist:hey have sex with me I’m 780 pounds

Normal guy: no sorry I Have Aids

by 39 year old feminist January 10, 2018

Having a Snow Day

While on your back, multiple jerkoff ejaculations in a short period of time onto your chest thus blanketing yourself with a thick white coating.

Optional additional action

1: call up a parent and tell them you are closed for the day.

2: place a toy school bus on your chest to simulate it getting stuck in the snow.

Alan might be at work but he's still having a Snow Day.

by Hollywood Chan January 14, 2010

i have cancer

when you have cancer you have cancer :D

You i have cancer.
see it's easy to use it

by Its not my real name September 1, 2017

Having Fingers For Dessert

After eating, the act of putting your fingers down your throat to make yourself puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food, I'm gonna be having fingers for dessert!!

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett June 4, 2007

These Words have meaning!

A phrase that originally started from popular website "WordswithMeaning!" which implies the person believes the thing said is meaningful in some way.

Tinfoil hat man 1: Bro, I reckon the economic crisis is some bullshit that the government made up to put the prices up

Stupid friend: Yeah man, These Words have meaning!

by 8008sarenice November 7, 2011