cold hands

Some who is great in bed.

If you always have cold hands you are great in bed.

by River Tiffany October 17, 2006

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

Dashingly Handsome

Attractive; Commonly used with males. The term may imply a gentleman, and properness. Other times it may refer to a rugged, tough look, i.e. Indiana Jones.

The top hat he wore that night made him dashingly handsome.

by Le Gentleman April 7, 2010

Kentucky Handshake

When someone rips your arm off and shoves it up your ass. Popularized by the webcomic 'Bug'

John, shut your mouth or I'll give you a Kentucky Handshake.

by Malkontent42 September 18, 2010

downtown handshake

Euphemism for manual stimulation of the male penis by a dirty hooker (for money) employing the non-dominant hand and lubricated by bearing grease.

Todd was so poor, he couldn't afford a bj from a real hooker, so he had to settle for a downtown handshake from Holly Herpes behind the Jr. Food Store.

by leedlicks247rocker April 27, 2010

Fanny hands

The hands of a person who pickpockets fanny packs, specifically fanny packs worn on the rear rather then the front side.

The thief used his dirty fanny hands to take the money out of the old ladies fanny pack without her even knowing.

by FannyHandsMcGee November 7, 2011

HERP ON THE HANDS

1. literally meaning "herpes on the hands"

2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.

Catherine: "ew...she's gross"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"

Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"

by onecrazybeach May 22, 2011