umbrella handle

A female is giving a man a handjob, when the penis gets hard enough, she squeezes the tip, causing it to spurt. If it does a somewhat vertical stream upwards, the woman has 'gripped the umbrella handle.'

Boy 1: She totally gave me a GREAT umbrella handle!
Boy 2: Dude, sick.

Girl 1: I think I gripped the umbrella handle amazing.
Girl 2: Yuck!
Girl 1: No, it was actually a good rush.

by Big.J April 20, 2009

clam handler

A person of great wealth.

That Gatsby is one hell of a clam handler.

by Ghost Pirate LeChuck March 7, 2005

Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza

Slang term for hepatitis. The number of handles indicates the placement of the letter in the alphabet, one-handled for hep A, two-handled for hep B and three-handled for hep C. Term can be traced back to 1910s Detroit. Gained popularity within the Roaring Twenties jazz scene, then again among GI's in the second world war. A third surge in popularity during the sex-positive Vietnam years lead to it's controversial usage in Depatie-Freleng's 1972 adaptation of Dr Seuss's literary classic, The Cat in The Hat. A similar, more blunt reference to hepatitis made it's appearance in the Mike Meyers film based on the story 30 years later, likely channeling the animated adaptation.

When the Cat in the Hat was referring to his Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza, he was indeed talking about hepititis C.

by Meatpatty8675309 March 14, 2019

Jesus-Handle

Much like a regular "handle" of liquor, a Jesus-handle is any quantity greater than 1.75 L of top-tier liquor. It is a colloquial for people who avoid the Godless metric system, and believe that sermons are best preached from atop a bar-stool.

"Sorority sisters just can't hold a candle

to the St. Mary's girls when they grab my Jesus-Handle."

by rhinofeeder January 22, 2012

Handle

A group of three people that hang out together a lot. Used in specific terms, it is often preceded by another word or words to distinguish it from other handles.

Cindy, Dakota, and Jonnathon are best friends; they comprise the Pan Handle.

by Buffalo April 16, 2006

Handle

Handled or handleage - Variation of ownage, so go look up ownage you dumb ass.

by cancerVssuicide January 28, 2003

Handlebar

An adjective used to describe a facility or organization which caters to both or either of the extreme ends, +/- 2.5 or more standard deviations, of a bell curve.

My son attends a charter school which gets the dropouts and the brains who do not fit in, or a handlebar school.

Mensa is a 'right grip' handlebar organization

by sedlor September 13, 2009