habble schwabble

when you put your balls in someones eyes upside down and make them lick your dick at the same time.

Yeah if you fall asleep first, im gonna habble schwabble yo fat nigga ass.

by lil squat January 22, 2009

Handblast

Verb
To give a female sexual pleasure in her genital region with your hand very rapidly.

Example 1
Kevin: "Dude, did anything happen between you and that brunette?"
Brian: "Bro, I took off her pants and fucking handblasted her. She was loving it."

by The Codester et Homie-D December 17, 2008

Hablah

A random word/sound that someone says when they have nothing to reply to one's statement/question.

Hablah.

by Slynth24 November 10, 2010

baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.

I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.

by murty murt August 23, 2006

dick handle

It's the flusher of a urinal which gets touched by a hand immediately after said hand leaves a dick and it quite possibly the dirtiest place on earth.

If I touch that dick handle, I may as well just grab every guy's junk in the place.

by J. Hoy April 1, 2008

Oklahoma Handle Bar

The act of stretching your half erect penis as a handle bar moustache on someone, i.e.: your lover or friend, over their upper lip, and taking a picture with your phone then sending it to said person.
You may also show friends, if you manage to get away with this act.

"Dude, look at this!"
"Is that your dick?"
"Yep, I totally gave my girlfriend an Oklahoma Handle Bar last night."

by TheMeatiestOfShields February 16, 2017

Bucket handle

--The drooping of a girls belly that hangs so low that she has to pull it up to find her flowery area. -- The front of a girls belly that hangs so low that you have to grab it and pick it up like you are carrying her feed bag. And this has to be lifted before you can find her genital area. The underside of the bucket handle usually has a distinguished smell and a moldy film like a slippery rock.

--Damn I don't think that Jeremiah should lift Supanek's bucket handle the smell under there will knock him out.
--Did you see That's sister her bucket handle must make it difficult for him to go down on her.

by 707shady February 12, 2018