hamboneriffic

I made it up, but it's an official word now that it's in the dictionary!

I don't need to use an example, because I rule

by Phillip Oliver Holes June 7, 2004

hooter hammock

a stretchy shirt that cradles each boob and has a glittery, gaudy medallion in the middle

The real housewives of Orange County have hooter hammocks in every imaginable color.

Did you see the hooter hammock Gretchen had on last episode?

by Dignme1 March 10, 2009

Hambone

A butt fuck who likes fuck mainly in the butt. He'll tongue punch your fartbox any day. Mainly Ralphs.

Hey mayne. I's a likes me a hambone right now.
I want a hambone tonight.

by Elfartboxo January 25, 2017

Hammah

A "Hammah" is a girl named Hannah who loves meat. Ham is the clear favourite, as a "Hammah" often begs her Father to buy ham for her baguettes. However, other meats can suffice.

"Have you seen Hammah today?"

by Tom is cool June 19, 2015

hambone

Person that is not good enough to start a soccer game. Similar to a bench warmer.

Coach, put the "hambone" in, we are ahead by 4 goals, we can afford it.

by r0ckstar September 19, 2008

hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<guy 1> Hambone! Check it out! I heard your theRapist ass tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Fuck that shit. stupid drunk bitch, i didn't try anything.
<guy 1> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

by Harrison, theRapist extraordinaire July 28, 2008

cock hammock

cock hammock: a hammock specialy fabricated to prevent a mans large wang from falling onto the possibly dirty ground. these used to just be in swimsuits but now are in athletic wear aswell.

"glad i've got a cock hammock so my shit wont drag on the ground" -various

by Beezleboss July 27, 2008