hayley's bed

something that is easy to break when used so much because it wriggles.

"your phone is so hayley's bed!"
"what?"
"its so broken, like hayley's bed!"

by sh... September 8, 2025

hadleigh

a beautiful girl who is caring and kind . has the most beautiful highlights , vapes and it smells so good.

hadleigh is so beautiful.

by hadleighissuperxool December 19, 2025

smokin hayley

a young woman with the perfect pair of tits

dude1 - hey man ive never seen a smoking hayley before
dude2 - come and check out my gran , shes a smokin hayley

by fott October 17, 2008

Sophie Hadley

A girl who vaguely resembles the titanic. Upon filling up with too much alcohol it may vomit and needs stilts to maintain stability.

Oh dear you did a Sophie Hadley, you look like the Titanic on stilts.

by gorgantuousfool December 9, 2012

Reverse-hayleyosis

A phenomenon where a person's facebook leads to underestimation of said person's looks, normally through the use of poor photos. Opposite to Hayleyosis.

"Hey do you think Tom's hot?"
*Checks facebook*

"He's alright, not great I suppose"
"He doesn't take a great photo, but i promise he's hot! He's got reverse-hayleyosis!"

by Anonymous at Warwick February 11, 2015

tyler hadley

To bludgeon your parents to death with a hammer and then throw a party at your house where they are hidden dead in their bedroom

Can you believe I was at a Tyler Hadley partyTylerhammerpartydeathmurderedplannedcrazy

by blkgencoupe March 11, 2015

bj hayley

A dirty dick drinker!

Guy 1: Dude where'd your peen go?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?

by Jordangit September 5, 2015