"Hey Jessica, you're really pretty today."
"Oh so you're saying that yesterday I was looking like shit. Also you're saying that because I'm a white fit
woman. That makes you a pathetic misogynist and racist. Let'
s not mention the fact that if I didn't pander to your sexuality, I would be called unattractive and
ugly. You, John, are a dumbass and a patriarchal pig, do you know how stressful it is to be a
woman and having to look sexy 24 7 just so men get
horny in this society? You don't, because you are such a privileged white male."
"Wow Jessica that was some serious mental gymnastics you did right there..."