cpntm's definitions

sinnocent

you’re sinnocent when you’ve done something bad (u sinner!) and you’re still looking innocent or trying to

one:damn, dat gyal be lookin’ sinnocent!
two: yeah, she a ho!

by cpntm November 18, 2017

Gymmate

A friend you go to the gym with.

Or someone who you get acquainted with at the gym.

Hey, look! That's my gymmate!

by cpntm November 9, 2016

mistap

when you mistakenly tap a button on your phone and something gringey might follow...

one: bro, why did u send me your nudes..?!
two: sorry bro, it was a mistap

by cpntm November 5, 2017

Russist

When u hate Russia...

Damn, u don't like Matrioshka?! U russist brah

by cpntm December 13, 2016

bamboozeled

when u drunk and get bamboozled

when u in Las Vegas and a limo stops by, the driver: choose a card
drunk you: what?
driver: nothing. (whooshes away)
ur friend: dude, u got bamboozeled!

by cpntm August 30, 2018

linguasexual

when you are attracted by the accent, voice, and the language of someone

and the way they speak

Me: Oh girl I got so wet when Sakis spoke Greek to me!

Also me: I’m such a linguasexual!

by cpntm May 16, 2023

booty dysmorphia

the fear yo booty got smaller since your last training
a few days ago

girl can you check my ass pls?i haven’t trained since last week i have booty dysmorphia

by cpntm December 15, 2024