Definitions by cpntm

booty dysmorphia 

the fear yo booty got smaller since your last training
a few days ago

girl can you check my ass pls?i haven’t trained since last week i have booty dysmorphia

booty dysmorphia by cpntm December 15, 2024

linguasexual 

when you are attracted by the accent, voice, and the language of someone

and the way they speak

Me: Oh girl I got so wet when Sakis spoke Greek to me!

Also me: I’m such a linguasexual!

linguasexual by cpntm May 16, 2023

bamboozeled 

when u drunk and get bamboozled

when u in Las Vegas and a limo stops by, the driver: choose a card
drunk you: what?
driver: nothing. (whooshes away)
ur friend: dude, u got bamboozeled!

bamboozeled by cpntm August 30, 2018

sinnocent

you’re sinnocent when you’ve done something bad (u sinner!) and you’re still looking innocent or trying to

one:damn, dat gyal be lookin’ sinnocent!
two: yeah, she a ho!

sinnocent by cpntm November 18, 2017

mistap 

when you mistakenly tap a button on your phone and something gringey might follow...

one: bro, why did u send me your nudes..?!
two: sorry bro, it was a mistap

mistap by cpntm November 5, 2017

Russist 

When u hate Russia...

Damn, u don't like Matrioshka?! U russist brah

Russist by cpntm December 13, 2016

Gymmate 

A friend you go to the gym with.

Or someone who you get acquainted with at the gym.

Hey, look! That's my gymmate!

Gymmate by cpntm November 9, 2016