golden water fountain

Urinating while receiving oral sex.

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!

by KK Stanky Peach January 1, 2018

Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.

1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."

by sphiinx May 28, 2018

Golden shit

A shit so glorious and perfect that one does not need to wipe ones arse

Greg: lads I had the golden shit just now
Gary: king
Steve: king
All of humanity: king
God: king
Danny DeVito: my equal

by Yaboibob April 9, 2020

Garoldism

Garoldism is a religion where lord Garld the stingray watches over you like a God. Garold is very forgiving and highly respected the girls, gays and the theys. Garold does not support trump. If you would like to become part if Garoldism please like this.

Person 1: I'm a part of Garoldism!
Person 2: who's Garold?
Person 1: the best thing ever!

by Creator of Garoldism December 10, 2020

australian gold

To urinate on a lover's butthole.

Although it was messy, I really enjoyed giving my gift of Australian gold.

by five man trio April 27, 2014

heart of gold

Something Neil Young can't find.

(also, someone really nice)

"'I've been a miner for a heart of goooldd-'"

"Hey, good song!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 1, 2005

we need more gold

What that orc peon son of a bitch screams when you just ain't got enough!

*Trains 6 Grunts*
*Trains 3 Shaman*
*Builds a new Barracks*
*Clicks the button to build another Spirit Lodge*

Peon: WE NEED MORE GOLD!!!! >=O
You: D=<

by French mickey Mouse July 25, 2006