goofy ahh monkey

when some retard in yo teachers class says some goofy ahh shit about you to their teacher 💀💀💀💀💀💀

jon is a goofy ahh monkey 💀💀

by TheKneecapLord April 29, 2022

Goofing

The murderous process where someone stretches out another persons ear lobes to the point that they are able to choke the person with them, after this the person uses melon bolers to extract the eyeballs from the eye socket and places two dollops of C4 in their place (with two little electric detonators so it looks like the poor patron has eyes) after wards a tiny little goofy hat is placed on the victim's head. The C4 is then detonated leaving a depiction of something that looks exactly like Goofy from the Disney cartoons

Internet failsation Jessica Slaughter's father went on a Goofing rampage when he found out that her daughter was being cyber bullied, lets just say they Dun Goof'd

by emanyell June 14, 2011

goofy goober

a silly quirky person...usually used to describe a little kid

You're such a goofy goober

by LuckyLuna July 16, 2010

Goofy Goober

I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober, YEAH

I'm a goofy goober

by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 17, 2016

Goofy ass hoe

A bum ass dumb ass funny ass hoe a cunt ass hoe think she allat needs get her ass beat social media talker ugly as bitch lame ass bitch fuck ass bitch df 😂💯‼️

U a goofy ass hoe 👌😂💯‼️

by True FactZ June 18, 2018

silly goofy mood

When someone is being an absolute quirky baddie 🤪

Person 1: Sorry guys I'm just in a silly goofy mood 🤪🤪
Person 2: its ok bestay its ok to let ur goofy side show 🤪❤❤

by the quirkiest baddie October 31, 2021

Goofy Older Brother Syndrome

A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"

"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"

"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."

by SCF November 6, 2009