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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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Glory Custard

A term synonymous with male ejaculate. I.e. sperm, semen, man mayo, baby batter, etc.
My wife got glory custard all over the back.
by Grabsak Turninkov November 5, 2023
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Morning glory

Wake up next to the love of your life cuddle have some effortless sex nothing to bizarre get up make coffee. Kids wake up come through sit on the bed you talk start your day.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 25, 2020
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Glory

He's pretty, kind and intelligent. He knows his worth and his standards are high. He has a few friends but loves them all. He doesn't really talk about his problems because he doesn't want others to worry about him. One would be lucky to be his girlfriend because his love is very genuine, he will spoil the one he loves. He values time with God. Overall glory is one of a kind. Cherish him.
Ohh yeah that's Glory
Glory
by Leroy_jlo November 25, 2021
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Glory supporter

A redundant insult that is used by fans of poorly performing football clubs to call out fans of clubs that perform better than their own in order to make excuses for their own petty bitterness.
Look at all those Arsenal, Man Utd/City fans, they're all a bunch of glory supporters and only support them because they're constantly winning. My team is facing relegation each season so that makes me a real football fan, unlike those posers.

(This particular fan's team was in the top 3 regularly 10 years ago, so at one stage that insult would have been used against them.)
by Your mum's pseudonym February 11, 2023
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Glory hunter

Definition - A Harshim

1. Someone who supports the most successful club at the time
2. Supports a team in a different country and has never been to watch a game
3. Gloats about trophies

4. When “his team” are crap= “Transition season”
“Look dad it’s a Harshim”(glory hunter)
by Unknown glory hunter fc April 23, 2019
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Glory Hound

A person actively looking/hunting for a glory hole.
Person 1: Why is John going to the bathroom so much?
Person 2: Don’t mind him, he’s just being a glory hound.
by Lilgey13 December 14, 2018
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