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East German

A man that can kill you from a different zip code, will go "Kommando" not the way your thinking commando which is no underwear but Kommando is when a German goes Special Forces and will never be found by anyone and probably kill you in your sleep, and will always get his revenge so I recommend you don't mess with one.
Don't mess with him he's East German he will kill you, your friends, and your family.
by Anonymousk9 October 1, 2016
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German Seesaw

A sexual position involving the male sitting on a bed, chair, or other flat surface, with the woman on top. In one of her hands, she holds a self-pleasuring device a couple inches below her rectum. As she drops off the man's penis, she falls onto the device. Upon lifting off the device, she is back on the man, thus the seesaw-like motion.

Addendum: Having a second male can substitute device.
After exhausting typical positions, the young trio decided to attempt the german seesaw.
by Dustin DeWynn August 27, 2010
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german helmet

by biggus dikkus November 9, 2006
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german redlight

the act of getting out of your car at a redlight and running around it dancing like Adolf Hitler
Himmler pulled a german redlight in town and was beat to death by angry anti-nazis
by harrison maddox September 9, 2006
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german journey

its a fart. in german, "fahrt" means journey, so we refer to a fart, when being polite and hidden, as a german journey.
i just took the biggest german journey carl, we might wanna clear out before we die.
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The German Snowplow

Any number of bizarre sexual deviations involving animals and feces.
"Todd and I went down to Wal-Mart yesterday to buy a lobster for this bitchin' German Snowplow he and Jai were planning."
by Crayton the Barbarian May 6, 2004
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German Sock

The act which a man fills up a condom with diarrhea and the ties a knot at the end. Then he will use his dick to shove it up a woman's vagina
I just gave your girlfriend a German Sock!
by zsun_44 September 24, 2005
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