guarantee

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.

Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

Güapé

The right word for everything.
Can be used for virtually any occasion

That Güapé was güaping majestically through the fields.
What the güapé?!
Güapé you!
Lets go get güapéd.

by güapingfool April 22, 2011

Rash Guard

A thin shirt made out of a stretchy material worn by surfers. It is worn on the upper body to protect from reef rash.

Brian wore a Rash Guard after that big hit he took last month and tore up his back.

by Andrea May 6, 2005

car guard

A derogatory term for a person that looks like he dresses poorly, or any other trait that is similar to a car guard. It is also an insulting term even if the person it is directed to resembles nothing of a car guard.

Your Mother's a card guard.

by vinniepaz June 20, 2005

guard mentality

Guard mentality is the mentality of a person on a defense oriented state of mind. He (or she) interprets sentances stated towards the person in a negative or insulting manner.

Dude that guy there has a total guard mentality

by Operator May 13, 2004

guardian nairb

A sexual fantasy a man wishes to enact upon a female.

Damn, I'd like to go guardian nairb on that chick.

by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006

100% black guy guarantee

A 100% guarantee that a black man will get you what he guarantee'd, be it good's, favors, services and most importantly white women.

You get this done, I will wingman for you and you will get her as your girlfriend. 100% black guy guarantee!

by Sindarian October 24, 2018