Two midgets and my grandma

This is a damn good night. Its one of those nights that turns in to a story that you can tell at work and have people hanging off your every word.

O my sweet Jesus last night was Fucked. This moring i woke-up With
two midgets and my grandma

by Psycosmoke April 20, 2005

grandmaster

purveyor of animal sex

if you want to do that sort of thing ask the grandmaster first.

by mark October 12, 2003

Grandma June

A fat crab that can fly over the ocean while screeching skidermarinki dinka dink. Enjoys spending time at its local retirement home bathing in clam chowder and eating the eyelashes of dead roosters. Can be found in the deepest regions of New York City, commonly seen in garbage cans festering in roast beef sandwiches.

Oh I think there is a Grandma June in my sandwich!

Don't put the trash out at night, you'll get a festering amount of Grandma Junes within it!

by Rupert fillangi April 25, 2011

the grandma

when a woman is on the bed and the guy is on the ground, giving oral

man me and my girl were doing the grandma all night

by The Grandma June 26, 2005

Lazy Grandma

In a game of pong or Beirut, when asking for a re-rack with three cups remaining a player may ask for a Lazy Grandma. This is a sideways triangle formation, with the single cup on the player's preference of right or left. This is in the place of a forward or backward triangle re-rack.

"Yo let's get a re-rack"
"what do you want"
"Uhh a Lazy Grandma"

by Dylan Chavo January 31, 2009

Cody's Grandma

She likes it hot, she's tight and she loves doggy style.

Cody's Grandma asked for doggy style in the Sahara desert.

by Puddle man October 13, 2011

Grandma Slap

To slap someone so hard their grandmothers can feel it. Not literally but its a saying.

Man, I'm gonna slap you so hard your grandmas gonna feel it!!!!!!

by German douche rack June 29, 2005