funnelphobia

funnelphobia is the fear of Turlock, California after civil twilight

"oh yeah, dave? isn't he a funnelphobe?"
"what's funnelphobe"?
"someone with funnelphobia"
"ah makes sense"

by spaghettijuice October 9, 2025

Funner

Better than normal fun

"No stay on the phone cause its funner that way"

by Trlgracieabramss December 17, 2025

Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008

Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual

Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"

by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009

The FunZone

A social phenomenon that occurs when two or more different groups of friends come together to consume alcohol and have a merry experience. Best described with the use of a venn diagram - The FunZone is the event that occurs in the overlap. Friendly competition is likely to ensue.
The FunZone (TFZ) events occur in numerical order (TFZ#12).

Are you partaking in The FunZone tonight? - Yeah for sure, i've got my lot ready, you'd better bring your A-team.

by VerafauxB78 September 6, 2010

mud funnel

another word for the asshole

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel

by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011

Faggot-Funnel

Another term for Noob Tube, a projectile from the Call of Duty series.

That guy with his one man army and faggot-funnels!

by Tittytim July 26, 2014