This is when a person drinks way too much at pre-drink and passes out before him and his crew hit the club or a party. On the occasion when this lightweight actually does reach the party or club they almost instantly pass out because they are not familiar with their new environment since they are accustomed to the couch or bed, forcing everyone to cancel the night out and take him home.
best band EVER. thats all you need to know, so go out and support your Beaver Funk now.
The band that Jimmy Page, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, and David Gilmour all auditioned for but P Money won the spot on the Beaver Funk lineup because of his amazin skills.
Other members:
Cap'n Dougo
Son of Emile
A prefix to a bullshit title, i.e. "Grand Funk Master," "Grand Funk Pimp-Daddy Extraordinaire," "Grand Funk Bandito," "Grand Funk Rajah," et cetera. One of those unnecessary flair phrases that has slipped into common parlance through the tender mercies of the teenagers in Eureka, California.
"Renee, the Grand Funk Champion of Music, thinks she knows everything about what sounds good! I'll show her! I'll put on some HOOBASTANK!"