float

To feel the sensation of floating upon consuming an excess of alcohol.

He drank too much port and quickly began to float.

by mouseyone November 10, 2009

Floater

Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.

Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping

by The Cooker March 13, 2008

flaptot

a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french

person 1:flaptot did u use a condom

flaptot:no its ok i cant get preggers yet

person 1: ok cool but wait it smells of shit in here do u need a diaper change??

flaptot: haha whoops

by mexiflaps March 6, 2008

pee flop

anatomical part
casserole
missing the toilet
immediate discharge of all urine in the urinary tract

Mamma Mia, That'sa Spicy Pee Flop!

Time for a Sharp Pee Flop.

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Pee Flop Overnight.

There's First Love, and There's Pee Flop Love.

I Wish I Were a Pee Flop Weiner.

Have a Pee Flop and Smile.

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Pee Flop.
A Finger of Pee Flop is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
See the Pee Flop, Feel the Shine.

by Zeno Haus October 21, 2007

Flop Taco

A Pussy with Large Labia.

Holy fuck Mike, you should have seen the that bitches flop taco!

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

Flop

A small flaccid penis that appears bigger than usual.

My mother commented on my flop earlier today saying: "your flop is looking good today"

&"I can see your flop through your sweatpants"
& "I'm gonna shove my flop up inside you as soon as I get home, prepare yourself"

by ProBro330 January 24, 2017

Floating

The act of rubbing ones genitals or vagina against another's genitals, taint or anus without until orgasm without physical penetration.

Not to be confused with "soaking" (no friction allowed) or "dry humping" (no clothing required to in the act of floating).

This is a non-discriminatory, multi-sexual term that is gender and sexual orientation neutral.

Anyone of age and consent can float!

"Hey, I know we're not having sex but are you down to float? I mean, I've never tried the floating thing but it could be fun?!"

by Pie Till I Die August 4, 2018