tank floater

when you're someplace and you really don't like the host, you go to the bathroom, lift up the cover of the top toilet tank, and take a shit in that one instead of the usual bowl

i left a tank floater at stanky's the other night.

by the tulip September 12, 2003

dirty float

A dirty float is when you have had a bowel movement that has embedded air particles so it floats. The water around it turns a brownish green color(Warning: The color may vary due to the color of the fecal matter), and the fecal matter is still floating on the surface.

hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.

Man 1: Man, I ate so many radishes last night.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.

by Jason Green March 3, 2008

will it float

Recurring segment on Letterman

David Letterman: What are we playing for tonight, Alan?
Alan Kalter: Dave, tonight we're playing for a brand new monkey!

by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004

floating

When you are somewhere with nothing to do. but you are just there. or you are kinda in a relationship with someone but not really, just mess around but not friends with benefits

me and my douce bag are just messing around we are floating

by lllrrrcccyes July 13, 2011

Root Beer Float

A girl can't make up her mind who she wants to sleep with. She decides to bring both guys home, one black and one white. They have a 3-some with the white guy on top and the black on the bottom.

She couldn't decide so ended up getting root beer floated.

by donjuan2015 August 23, 2014

flit

To move house
Local dialect from Derbyshire, UK

I am flitting
I am getting ready to flit

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

RootBeer Float

When someone takes a dump on the others face, and then Jizz's all over them.

"Ahhhhh. I've been Rootbeer Floated"

by Nibs Nutrition May 26, 2009