Flarpk

Eating fruit loops out of someone else’s gaping asshole and snorting the shit residue

Yeah, it was wild, I flarpked her so hard.

by Apathetic shit fucker November 3, 2021

flarting

When your farting and flirting at the same time ... usually happens when you eat too much food .

" OMG look she's flarting !

by Your lovely garbage collecter November 24, 2021

Flarf

A tiny clod of dust and lint that either collects in the deep corner pocket of jeans or the bellybutton.

1. I found flarf in my bellybutton while changing my shirt. 2. There was flarf in my jean's pocket that the dryer vent did not collect.

by anonymous December 23, 2021

Flarping

Taking a shower without the use of your cellular telephone.

Tammy "Yo, is she flarping?"
Jenny "Yeah, what a weirdo."

by HasbroInteractive December 24, 2021

flarf

When you laugh and fart at the same time.

I just flarfed. I guess I need to poop. haha.
Hey, you just flarfed. haha.
I just flarfed again.

by Yuliehowl December 26, 2021

Flarbo

A fat ol piece of garbage.

That boy is a downright flarbo.

by Chunkybaconboi January 18, 2022

Flare puff

It is a picture of joint posted by sara shakeel on Instagram which is flared up

I wanna get a flare puff.

by Theflarepuff March 6, 2022