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Lincoln Double Funnel

The act of doing a keg stand while simultaneously consuming alcoholic beverages anally through a funnel. This is often done at college parties, primarily where members of Greek houses are present.
Shit bro, I got so fucked up last night... I did the Lincoln Double Funnel and was gone for the rest of the night!
by Joe's Younger Cousin June 5, 2011
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loud equals funny

A universal truth held as a doctrine by normal people with a functioning brain.
Okay, next person to unironically believe that loud equals funny is getting locked in a room full of subwoofers with russian hard-bass playing on loop for 4 hours. We'll see who's laughing then.
by the normal person August 23, 2020
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funnel game

A game in which a person places a funnel in their pants. The goal is to drop a quarter from your nose into the funnel. After a couple of attempts an onlooker pours water down the pants of the person playing.
We got that Ray kid so bad with the funnel game.
by Micheal Griffin December 12, 2005
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Funnylingus

The act of seducing or sexually arousing someone with your sense of humour/wit.
"Sally agreed to go home with Bob after he gave her a good dose of funnylingus"

"I'll have to use funnylingus to get him into bed"

"When all else fails, try a little funnylingus."
by Seamaj March 17, 2009
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that's pretty funny

A phrase used to imply that something would be funny at other times and you either don't feel like laughing or don't want to be a dick.
"So the this guy walks in and has the stupidest look on his face!"

"That's pretty funny."
by marsh69 May 15, 2010
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funny good

(interjection) an expression used during or directly after a hearty joke was illicited.
by Jodam March 4, 2007
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funnel cakey

bits of breading which are fried and taste similar to a funnel cake, especially found at the end of tempura orders
These little funnel cakey things are so tasty.
by ChicagoGuy July 3, 2008
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