Flossi

Is the cat of multiple floss dances being performed at once

It can be performed by a singular itsllectual being or in a group

Flossi can be considered as a form of dominance and widely fears across the earth. It is equivalent to T-Posing

It's also the plural of the floss dance

Group 1: we have knives

Group 2: we have guns

Group 3: we are seshing and we have flossi

Group 1 and 2: shit

by One furry boi June 13, 2018

Butt flossing

When your hair is long enough that looking up and down rubs your hair against your butt.

We thought she nodded her head yes, but she was really butt flossing.

by BigDumpling November 30, 2017

flonser

a mix between a loser and someone who is forever alone.

"That kid is such a flonser, he has no friends."

by flonser4life October 31, 2011

Floseidon

God of Flow

Con Bro Chill is his prophet.

Floseidon runs Con Bro Chill's Emporium.

by Swim4life17 January 2, 2012

floasted

State of inebriation occurring in pools, rivers, and other bodies of water.

"While tubing down the river, Caleb got totally floasted on cheap beer."

by RedSangria September 30, 2013

Snickle Floosen

Used as an exclamation.

When you can't remember something but it is on the tip of your tongue and your mind just needs to do a memory dump before it melts.

Someone on the street asks you a relatively simple question such as, "what is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" After knowing that you should respond with "African or European" but you can't put it into words and you feel your blood pressure starting to rise and beads of sweat form on your brow your brain turns to mush and all it can come up with is....Snickle Floosen.

by Hoot83 July 27, 2009

After-Sport-Man-Flops

Those black or white flip flops with no toe piece. It usually goes with the mesh shorts down past the ass, and adidas knee high socks. The 'cool' version of a tourist.

Nick was wearing those After-Sport-Man-Flops, he wanted to look cool, but he just succeeded in looking like he had red legs due to his socks being up higher than his pants.

by lucybella16 December 30, 2009