Fece Fetus

When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.

Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."

by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010

fecjap

n. slang. short for fecal japan. asian woman upside down in a bathtub spewing putrid yellowish diarrhea out of her ass hole in and having it fall all over her face. it is the most horrible and disgusting thing i have ever seen. please be careful. www.tubgirl.com

by robby beebe September 15, 2003

Feckels

Noun. The small, minute particles of shit that adhere to the inside of the toilet when you have a massive, explosive bowel movement. Thought to be derived from the word "Freckels", which describe similar markings on a persons face or body.

Last night, at about 11:30 pm, I got this terrible stomach cramp. I barely made it to the bathroom before my ass decided to explode without any concern for the surrounding enviornment. After about 15 minutes of a good "power-shit", I flushed the toilet but the feckels on the underside of the ring were still very evident.

by The Yankee January 7, 2005

Fecist

Having a superior attitude about one's shit.

Here in Canada, we got the best shit there is!

Dude, don't be a fecist.

by Ellemenopey May 18, 2009

Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking

You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!

by Heuronimus March 26, 2010

fecal afterbirth

The large amount of shit still adhered to your asscrack or what may seep out after taking a massive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.

This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.

Boss: "Why did you go to the bathroom again? You were just in there for 20 minutes."

You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"

by Shazzbozz July 9, 2010

Fecal Dick

Fecal Dick was is a NJ-based satirical punk/hardcore/experimental band that formed in 2009, featuring screeching, brash female vocals and whammy-excessive electric guitar. Fecal Dick is notorious for its references to widely-known commercials and viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy, Disney eggs, the Double-Pits to Chesty Axe commercial, the Taco Bell Diet, the "Garbage Day" video, and Mountain Dew. A few of their songs include "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", and "Turd Surfin' USA"

No, I'm not talking about what I did last night; I was referring to the band, Fecal Dick.

by shitstain4 April 16, 2010